ego sum stultissimus.

laurenegbert:

dirku-sama:

alicetteryder:

iflywithhedwig:

somethingroasting:

shes-a-pirate:

knezojadransko:

decemaeternamdoctor:

thetaintraining:

[[ Scissors.

11 inches deep. Just over my lungs. 2% chance of survival.

Goodbye cruel world. ]]

OOC:

My calculator, 9 inches deep. In my face. 99% chance of survival.

I am okay with this.

ooc:

My pyjama shirt, 5 inches deep. In my temple. 15% chance of survival.

: (

my phone, back of my neck, 7 inches deep, 75% chance of survival

eh

my headphones, 1 inch deep, my arm, 71% survival chance

ii’m fine man it’s /headphones/

and /1 inch/

my computer mouse, 2 inches, right side of my ribcage, 6%

welp

My body pillow, 2 inches deep, the left side of my jaw, 83% chance of survival

uh…. I think I’m pretty ok. I’m gonna have a nice ass scar though.

A blanket, 1 inch deep, my hand, 99% chance of living. 

…Okay.

An icey pop….  8 inches deep my thy and a 94% chance i will be ok….. is it weird that i got stabbed by an icey pop

Stabbed 6 inches deep in the thigh with a lays stax can with a 48% chance of survival

(via sassyporrim)